Cards I Can’t Fucking Deal With

Everyone seems to have the same few "least favorite" tarot cards: The Tower, 10 of Swords, 3 of Swords, 5 of Anything. Me? I don't mind bad news. What I mind is hideous fucking artwork. Allow me to share with you a few of the abominations that hide among my decks.   I already talked …

Last Evening

A young woman died yesterday. I'll be the first to admit that I didn't follow her instagram page. But I would have had I found it. I've found it now. Last night, my kids went to stay with their grandma for a bit while my husband and I went out to eat. We tasted wines. …

About

I'm a married 27-year-old mother of three kids, two potbelly pigs, two dogs, and an annoying fucking cat. I live in Colorado. Here's a bullet-pointed list of some shit about me as a person: I've had a creepy love of occult and metaphysical things since I was about 7. There used to be a little metaphysical …

Border Cutting is Equivalent to Genital Mutilation

I have a deck with rather thick, stark-white borders. I've seen a lot of people who have trimmed the borders off their decks and they look fucking fabulous. So I googled, "How to trim a goddamn tarot deck." It turns out I don't even have the proper tools or enough energy to do it, but …

Welcome and Some FAQ Bullshit

Welcome to the Tarot Readings from a Bitch blog! IF YOU CLUTCH YOUR CHEST IN HORROR EVERY TIME SOMEONE UTTERS "FUCK," I RECOMMEND YOU LEAVE THIS BLOG NOW. Here are some answers to some questions you might have about me, the blog, and Tarot Readings from a Bitch: Why do you approach the tarot this …