Everyone seems to have the same few “least favorite” tarot cards: The Tower, 10 of Swords, 3 of Swords, 5 of Anything.
Me? I don’t mind bad news. What I mind is hideous fucking artwork.
Allow me to share with you a few of the abominations that hide among my decks.
I already talked about this asshole a bit on my Instagram page, but what is the deal here? I’ve always felt like The Chariot was about the strength of wrangling opposing forces and using it to get places. But not for this douche. I guess he’s whipped so much ass that the opposing horses don’t even dare fucking argue, and he just strums his little harp as he blazes gloriously forward with that…that face. Or maybe I’m reading this completely wrong and he’s just on a puppet stage.
I don’t know if it’s the necklessness, the mustache, or whatever the hell is going on with his hair/hat/head, but this guy creeps me out. He looks like he’s spent the last three years of his life trying to lure kids into his car with candy and he’s finally gotten one and brought it home and now he’s not sure what to do.
What the hell?
This one deserves a fucking award of some kind. I do believe this is my top-hated card. So far.
QUICK! WHAT CARD IS THIS?
If you said The Tower, you’re fucking wrong. This is the 4 of Cups. Is this not a tower with giant, ferocious waves crashing against it?
This deck is FUCKING GORGEOUS, but this card is just to confusing.
This card isn’t in the “hideous” category. Let’s just get that out of the way. It’s a really cool dragon.
This card is in the “what the hell is this doing in here” category. I love the Deviant Moon deck. I love its personality, its sarcasm, and its humor. I love the monstery and moon-faced citizens. And then all of a sudden: this. It’s just so different, it’s jarring during readings. I want a re-do of this card. I want a moon-faced citizen, and then I want 77 more dragon cards to go with this one.
The world is full of fucking atrocities, including our favorite tarot decks. What cards can’t YOU stand?