Energetically Cleansing Animal Parts

Yesterday, I picked up a small animal hide from a second-hand shop. It was sitting on a scratched-up end table in the furniture area, and it had a hideous cowboy boot lamp sitting on top of it. After flinging aside the lamp, purchasing it, and bringing it home, I began to work on clearing it, … Continue reading Energetically Cleansing Animal Parts


So You Want a Pet Piggy

You know you do. You want to name it Peaches or Tallulah and dress it up in little outfits and carry that fucker around in a purse with the first letter of its name on it. Right? Then get a goddamn Chihuahua, because this shit is not for you. Look up "pet pig" on any … Continue reading So You Want a Pet Piggy

How I Prepare for the New Moon

I was asked this fantastic question on Instagram, and my answer is kind of long, so I figured I would answer it here. New Moons are my shit. Full Moons are nice, but for me, they just don't compare to those nights when you just can't, um...see the moon. The energy of the New Moon … Continue reading How I Prepare for the New Moon

Who the Hell am I to Tell You About Chakras

If you've seen or if ¬†you're doing my Exploring Chakras Through Tarot challenge on Instagram, then the thought has probably crossed your mind: who the hell is she to tell me about chakras? She's only 28. She's barely ventured out of the state of Colorado. She's a stay-at-home mom. What the hell does she know … Continue reading Who the Hell am I to Tell You About Chakras

Welcome and Some FAQ Bullshit

Welcome to the Tarot Readings from a Bitch blog! IF YOU CLUTCH YOUR CHEST IN HORROR EVERY TIME SOMEONE UTTERS "FUCK," I RECOMMEND YOU LEAVE THIS BLOG NOW. Here are some answers to some questions you might have about me, the blog, and Tarot Readings from a Bitch: Why do you approach the tarot this … Continue reading Welcome and Some FAQ Bullshit