NSFW: Dicks in the Mary El Tarot

Adult conversations and some pretty realistic illustrations of penises ahead. Proceed with caution. My love for the Mary El Tarot knows no bounds. Obviously, because I'm typing about the various dicks depicted in this deck and posting it on the internet for strangers to read. Zero boundaries. Digging right in: nudity in the tarot is …

How I Use Sodalite

So. Got some sodalite, did you? Well, good fucking luck. This shit is as good as a curse. My first piece of sodalite was vicious. It was this pendulum. Look at it. It's such an asswipe. The day it entered my house, it started on its shit. Everyone, me, my husband, and my (at that …

The House Deck

I have a tarot deck I use specifically for communicating with my house. Yep. If you're curious about the deck, it's The Tarot of the Secret Forest. I'm not going to lie, it's a fucking weird deck and I was honestly not even sure what I was ever going to use it for. However, this …

Generational Fuckery

My grandmother fucked around with the same ley lines that I did. There is a place on the old west side of Colorado Springs where the air feels old and slow, and everything outside the area seems dull and muffled, as if on the other side of a window. I used to think this weird …

Ooh, Yeah, Baby, Touch My Decks

Hi. Sometimes I get a tarot deck and I don't cleanse it. Additionally, I have a couple of decks that I haven't cleansed that no one else is allowed to touch either. If I acquire a deck that's been physically touched by its creator, I don't cleanse it. At all. This is because I'm a …

Some Shit About Retrocognition

You know that game people play where they sit somewhere in public and try to make up stories for people walking by? I tried to play it once. "See that lady over there? Her mother had her as a teenager, I don't think she even knew who the father was--they fucked at a rave or something. …